Jonas Polsky

by Jonas Polsky

Wrote these today out of sheer boredom.

“So, Seth, uh. ya hear about this? I heard the Dandy Warhols created Pop Tarts.”

“Seth, did ya hear about the Pope? He re-signed with the Cardinals, so they sent him to Attica.”

“Didja hear this story Seth? Eli Manning was arrested for takin’ a leak on Wikipedia.”

“You know what else I heard? The media landed on Usher!”

“Anthony, I think you mean a meteor landed on Russia!”

“Ehhhh, that’s not what they’re sayin’ down at the cab stand.”

“Know what else? They found a Porsche in the meatballs at Nokia.”

“Hey Seth, did you hear John Mayer threatened Obama with castration?”

“Anthony, John Boehner talked to Obama about sequestration!”

“Dat ain’t what I heard!”