Jonas Polsky

Federal Reserve Chariman, Ben Bernanke says that within three years, the unemployment rate will have dropped to 6%. That assumption is based on the fact that after being unemployed for three years, most people will have starved to death.

(Want to write more jokes, but I’m exhausted and instead of trying to write for twenty minutes before bed I’m going to play “Bioshock”, but I wrote this one this morning and it’s good.)