Jonas Polsky

by Jonas Polsky

Meta - Patron writing a screenplay about a man in a Dunkin’ Donuts writing a screenplay about a guy in a Starbucks

Comedy - Man slips in a Frappuccino puddle, sues for billions, buys everyone on the planet a hot panini

Suspense - Hacker discovers global conspiracy via Starbucks’ free wifi, goes on the run, hiding out in exotic Starbuckses

Inspirational - Barista suffers brain damage from inhaling permanent marker fumes, sues for billions, buys everyone on the planet a hot panini

Horror - Hobos sneak into the “Paying Customers Only” toilet and never come out. Is the bathroom haunted, or is a bloodthirsty serial barista on the loose?

Indie - Troubled genius writes equation on Starbucks window, invents hot iced coffee

Thriller - Barista-turned detective must relive painful memories when the local Starbucks is held hostage by an insane barista

Children’s Animation - Starbucks elves ‘Latte’ and ‘Espresso’ sweep up,  jab customers with insulin, buy everyone on the planet a hot panini