Jonas Polsky

by Jonas Polsky

Last summer, Awesome Show fans were traumatized by the absence of a fifth Awesome Con festival at Seaport Village in San Diego. Now Tim and Eric have a hit movie, new season of “Brule’s Rules”, and plenty to crow about! If it was up to me, this would be the schedule for the 2012 Awesome Con!

Farewell Roast of Richard Dunn

Fight back the tears of laughter, as Awesome Show luminaries send off Richard Dunn in style with this hilarious memorial. It’s a gut-busting comic eulogy hosted by none other than rising comedy star, James Quall.

Curse of the White Pearl

You’ll do a double-take as Johnny Depp impersonator Ronnie Rodriguez transforms into Captain Jack Sparrow in this event! “Jack” will sail the high seas in an above-ground pool as fans pelt him with chocolate coins and ping pong “pearls.”

Tennessee’s Got Talent

Los Angeles-based singer, Tennessee auditions for judges Tim, Eric, and Doug to see if he has what it takes to be the next South American Idol.

Make Mugar Laugh

Stone-faced Abso Lutely producer, Jon Mugar is in the hot seat as attendees trot out their funniest jokes in an attempt to crack him up; all while competing for a $50 dollar grand prize!

David Liebehart’s Advice Panel

The King of Puppets himself, David Liebehart answers fan’s burning questions and extols timeless urban wisdom as only he knows how.

Spaghett’s Namesake-Food Eating Competition

How much of this Italian staple can fans scarf down? Grab a glass of water, because it’s a garlic bread eating contest! Let’s Spaghett it on!

Zach’s Back!

A-list actor Zach Galifianakis delivers the State of the Hangover address; serving up only the juiciest behind-the-scenes gossip fans want to hear, live via a tape recording.

And of course there will be sing-alongs, autographs, costume contests, free “food”, and more!

(Please note, as of press time there are no plans to have another Awesome Con, these are just my own ideas that could be used to have the best one ever.)