Jonas Polsky

by Jonas Polsky

I was really intrigued by this “joke”, and decided the drunken message should be deciphered, and saved for comedy posterity.

Initially Amaya’s left hand is properly situated on the “home row” and those characters are being recorded properly. The right hand, however is off by one, resting on KL;’ resulting in imprecise keystrokes. Later in the message it appears that the left hand moves as well, and chaos ensues.

“I ever have one of those daus wjere upi ;et upir keams gp amd upire ;ole wjate df gjdfdx mp pcu gzkin gpic anyways”

I ever have one of those days where you get your jeans up and youre hole WHATE is GJDFDX no you fckin epic anyways.

I’m really confident with the translation up until “GJDFDX.” Based on the rest of the message, here is my best guess:

“Ever have one of those days where you get your jeans up, and your whole waist is inside? No you Fuckin’ epic, anyways.”