Jonas Polsky

by Jonas Polsky

Bank Of America Introduces ‘Account Inactivity Fee’

Newly Single Spambot Looking For Fling Tonight

Feral Cat Population Threatened By Neutering

Abstinence Blamed For Decrease In Sex Tourism

Employee Deaths Linked To Rampant Mortality

Teen’s Big Day Spoiled By Hubris

Suicidal Car Triggers Own Alarm In Cry For Help

Comedy Fans Offer Seth Rogen $20 Million Dollars To Stop Acting

Real-World Bullies Transition Into Cyberspace With Help From Nerds

Toothpaste Users Sue Over Dazzlingly White Teeth

Vodka Stocks Up On Increased Molotov Use

That Yogurt Place Isn’t Doing Too Shabby

Political Prisoner ‘Totally Cut Off’ From Celebrity News

Guy Does Something Really Impractical For Attention

Budget Woes Force Shutdown Of Secret Weather Control Program