December 2010
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Rejected Santa Claus story.
Rejected Santa Claus story. by Jonas Polsky
Each Christmas, cavemen would gather up their non-traditional cave-families to sing unintelligible “songs” celebrating the annual arrival of Santa Claus. As the moon climbed in the evening sky Santa would swoop in on the back of a pterodactyl, choke down a skin of un-pasteurized milk, and leave a humble collection of primitive gifts for his...
The Nickname
The Nickname by Jonas Polsky
INT. House Party Night
SHEILA Great party.
GUY Yeah, and we have another keg on the way.
EVERYONE CHEERS
SHEILA Sweet, who picked up the keg?
GUY Um, Mike Who Doesn’t Have AIDS.
SHEILA What?
GUY Mike Who Doesn’t Have AIDS got us the keg, he’s the man!
SHEILA Sorry, you know someone named Mike who… doesn’t have AIDS?
GUY Yeah, well we’re friends with two Mikes, one is...
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Surf Prez Trailer
by Jonas Polsky
Exterior shot of the White House while “Hail to the Chief” plays.
ANNOUNCER This Summer!
Interior White House conference room
Teenage boy wearing a Hawaiian shirt and swim trunks enters and addresses the anxious crowd.
ANNOUNCER The President!
SURFER Okay America, let’s get radical!
(Sound effect – needle being dragged across a record)
ANNOUNCER IS AWESOME!
Older female reporter...